You have your mouse confused with your elephant...Rockhound once bubbled...
I thought I was the only one to quote him....
Some of my favorites:
"It's better to copulate than never".
" A mouse is an elephant built to government specifications."
"Diplomacy is one of the lubricants of life. It helps the machinery run smoother."
I'm paraphrasing the last one, since I can't remember it clearly. Of course, I first read of Lazarus as a teenager more than 25yrs. ago, so it's surprising that I remember any of it. Heinlein was one of my favorite authors.)
Rick