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eandiver once bubbled...
a complete set of S&M fetish items going to Key West that the owner cheerfully expained their uses to us:wacko:
If a female, you haven't got her phone number have you?:D :D
Have you any idea how sensitive the metal detectors you walk through are to s/s body piercings? Or are we x-raying people now?
 
We don't x-ray people.....................yet. If there are enough piercings on a person the walk through metal detector will alert and then they will use a wand to determine the location and item.

I don't work the airside, passengers and carry on, so I don't know the whole procedure but I do know males wand males and females wand females. Mr. X's nipple rings don't interest me a bit but I would give Ms. Y's my full attention......for security reasons only.

BTW the S&M lady had a lot of body piercings and a number of very nice tattoo's, was very polite and intelligent and good looking. I believe the term she used was dominatrix:thumb:

If she passes through again I will let her know that you have been a bad boy and need a beating, OK?
 
Geez... that frozen fish might've been me...
I was headed down to a buddy's for a visit, had a nice little rainbow trout all wrapped up. The person at the monitor suddenly burst out laughing & called all the other folks from security over. It did look a tad odd, all wrapped up in the carry-on with other "normal" stuff.:wink:
 
This was about 10 pounds of grouper going to Wisconsin......same guy that had the gator. Walleye and deer must get boring after a while, right?
 

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