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Lieutenant_Bob
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More actual signs...
The sign outside a local pub says: "Due to licence restrictions, we are unable to allow people under the age of 18 inside or outside these premises." Which, I feel, leaves people under the age of 18 in something of a quandary.
CRYOGENICS enthusiasts will be thrilled. While walking past the meat counter in an Asda supermarket in Wales, somebody saw a sign saying: "If you would like a price for our turkeys, please see a frozen assistant for information"
Taken from NewScientists website..
Bob
The sign outside a local pub says: "Due to licence restrictions, we are unable to allow people under the age of 18 inside or outside these premises." Which, I feel, leaves people under the age of 18 in something of a quandary.
CRYOGENICS enthusiasts will be thrilled. While walking past the meat counter in an Asda supermarket in Wales, somebody saw a sign saying: "If you would like a price for our turkeys, please see a frozen assistant for information"
Taken from NewScientists website..
Bob
clootie
Contributor
Not really a product, but seen outside a public toilet:
"No ball games"
...!
"No ball games"
...!
Lieutenant_Bob
Guest
Is that what you would call "Pocket pool"?
Bob
Bob
Awesome Joke.
Arnaud
Contributor
At the West Hollywood pool: "Closed on 10/18 and 10/19 for the Los Angeles AIDS Walk"
I should add that the pool is only 50 yards. That's going to be one long walk...
I should add that the pool is only 50 yards. That's going to be one long walk...
Gist of someting on the TSA (Transportation Security Agency) web site.
All luggage must pass through the X-Ray at the security station, including child carriers and strollers.
CHILDREN MUST BE REMOVED BEFORE PLACING CARRIER OR STROLLER IN X-RAY.
All luggage must pass through the X-Ray at the security station, including child carriers and strollers.
CHILDREN MUST BE REMOVED BEFORE PLACING CARRIER OR STROLLER IN X-RAY.
Just saw this on my new speaker adapter
Lieutenant_Bob
Guest
LOL
The instructions for the Outbound tent warned: "Always erect tent before use"
Quite a neat nap you could take otherwise..
Bob
The instructions for the Outbound tent warned: "Always erect tent before use"
Quite a neat nap you could take otherwise..
Bob
Lieutenant_Bob
Guest
...I found these three:
More from the department of indeterminate numbers. Reader Ann Franklin tells us that when she was moving house, the removal firm packed up her belongings in cartons made from "at least 100 per cent recycled paper"
ARE penguins fond of reading books? Reader John Gray ordered a book from Blackwell's online, and was asked to click on his country of abode in a drop-down box. Among the options he could choose was Bouvet Island.
Bouvet Island, situated in the South Atlantic, belongs to Norway. "I have actually been there during a Norwegian Antarctic expedition in 1978," Gray tells us. "It is small, only a couple of kilometres long. It is rocky, with very steep cliffs, it is snow and ice-capped, and it is the most remote island in the world. The only inhabitants are penguins and seals."
So who taught them to read, we wonder?
FINALLY, this month's Macworld magazine includes guidelines on submitting tips on Apple computing. They tell readers: "Send your tips to qanda@macworld.co.uk. We cannot make personal replies, so please do not include a stamped addressed envelope."
Reader Colin Deady, who spotted this, says it is lucky they told him. He had one in his scanner ready to go.
Niiiice..
Bob
More from the department of indeterminate numbers. Reader Ann Franklin tells us that when she was moving house, the removal firm packed up her belongings in cartons made from "at least 100 per cent recycled paper"
ARE penguins fond of reading books? Reader John Gray ordered a book from Blackwell's online, and was asked to click on his country of abode in a drop-down box. Among the options he could choose was Bouvet Island.
Bouvet Island, situated in the South Atlantic, belongs to Norway. "I have actually been there during a Norwegian Antarctic expedition in 1978," Gray tells us. "It is small, only a couple of kilometres long. It is rocky, with very steep cliffs, it is snow and ice-capped, and it is the most remote island in the world. The only inhabitants are penguins and seals."
So who taught them to read, we wonder?
FINALLY, this month's Macworld magazine includes guidelines on submitting tips on Apple computing. They tell readers: "Send your tips to qanda@macworld.co.uk. We cannot make personal replies, so please do not include a stamped addressed envelope."
Reader Colin Deady, who spotted this, says it is lucky they told him. He had one in his scanner ready to go.
Niiiice..
Bob
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