A lawyer dies and goes to heaven.....

[o2scuba]

I suppose I could end it right there.....

Seriously (or should I say funnyly)

A lawyer dies and goes to heaven. He arrives at the pearly gates to be met by a very enthusiastic St Peter. St Peter shakes his hand and tells the lawyer how happy he is to finally meet him. Crowds of people, angels the works show up to greet him, cheering and making a big hulabaloo.

The lawyer is surprised by the huge welcome. "Why all the fuss" he says. "Well", says St Peter, "you are the oldest person to ever come here" You lived longer than anyone ever has on earth".

Confused the lawyer says, "I wasn't that old, I was just 57"

"Ohh", there must be some mistake", says St Peter, "according to your billable hours you were 359"

 

[blackice]

hahaha ... seems everyone has a joke about a lawyer .... and while we joke .. lawyers sit back and count the money...

 

[fabasard]

Who handle our cases on our own in court and win settlements from big bad scary companies. I was struck by a cargo van while riding a bicycle to work and did my own leg work, did my own research on what to do next and I am proud to say I got to keep ALL of my settlement without paying a legal eagle one dime. (which I was told by a lawyer that he could not have gotten me as much as I got on my own, AND he would have taken 1/3 of it in the end) All in all I feel pretty good, so I guess I dive.

 

[blackice]

fabasard once bubbled...
Who handle our cases on our own in court and win settlements from big bad scary companies. I was struck by a cargo van while riding a bicycle to work and did my own leg work, did my own research on what to do next and I am proud to say I got to keep ALL of my settlement without paying a legal eagle one dime. (which I was told by a lawyer that he could not have gotten me as much as I got on my own, AND he would have taken 1/3 of it in the end) All in all I feel pretty good, so I guess I dive.

Well done .. a great effort

 

[GQMedic]

PAH! It'll never happen!

o2scuba once bubbled...
I suppose I could end it right there.....

Seriously (or should I say funnyly)

*snip* A lawyer dies and goes to heaven. *Unsnip*

 

[ScubaJewel]

very nice...

Julie