The Chairman
Chairman of the Board
Four guys are driving cross-country together -- one from
Idaho, one from Iowa, one from Florida, and the last one
is from New York. A bit down the road the man from Idaho
starts to pull potatoes from his bag and throws them out
the window. The man from Iowa turns to him and asks,
"What the heck are you doing?"
The man from Idaho says, "Man, we have so many of these
darned things in Idaho they're laying around on the
ground--I'm sick of looking at them!"
A few miles down the road, the man from Iowa begins
pulling husks of corn from his bag and throwing them out
the window. The man from Florida asks,
"What are you doing that for?"
The man from Iowa replies, "Man, we have so many of
these things in Iowa I'm sick of looking at them!"
Inspired by the others, the man from Florida opens
the car door and pushes the New Yorker out.
Idaho, one from Iowa, one from Florida, and the last one
is from New York. A bit down the road the man from Idaho
starts to pull potatoes from his bag and throws them out
the window. The man from Iowa turns to him and asks,
"What the heck are you doing?"
The man from Idaho says, "Man, we have so many of these
darned things in Idaho they're laying around on the
ground--I'm sick of looking at them!"
A few miles down the road, the man from Iowa begins
pulling husks of corn from his bag and throwing them out
the window. The man from Florida asks,
"What are you doing that for?"
The man from Iowa replies, "Man, we have so many of
these things in Iowa I'm sick of looking at them!"
Inspired by the others, the man from Florida opens
the car door and pushes the New Yorker out.
