21 questions you should ask all new dive buddies.

[The Kraken]

May I suggest that you are pushing the limits of the TOS ?

Sexual innuendo, etc. ???

The Kraken

 

[amascuba]

I am sorry if I am violating the TOS or offending anybody. That was not my purpose of my post. Please remove the thread if you feel that I have done either.

 

[Walter]

It's supposed to be a joke, not in anyway a real questionnaire for dive buddies.

I know, I believe I acknowledged that with:

The rest are funny

 

[Hoosier]

It's supposed to be a joke, not in anyway a real questionnaire for dive buddies.

Don't worry... We know it is your joke........

 

[WarrenZ]

I only ask a couple of questions of new buddies:

Will you meet me down there?

Will you run out of air?

And finally if I am feeling uncomfortable with them: Why dont we dive alone? Its a small enough ocean fend for yourself.

 

[dumpsterDiver]

Have you had any problems with gas management lately?

Do you have to wear a mask the entire time?

If I get scared will you hold my hand?

If it's in my mouth are you sure you want to put in yours, in an emergency I mean.

 

[grazie42]

If it's in my mouth are you sure you want to put in yours, in an emergency I mean.

Is that what you call tongue in cheek?

(sorry)