2009 SEC Football Discussion Thread

[mike_s]

My point exactly.

As soon as your wife lets you turn yours in.

we best not let our wives get together. They'll conspire against us!

 

[snepdiver]

we best not let our wives get together. They'll conspire against us!

Indeed.

Back to the topic.

Go dudes in the balck and white stripes. My team never loses.

 

[mike_s]

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Go dudes in the balck and white stripes. My team never loses.

ah..... now I got you figured out... You like wearing the Ref uniform

 

[Rhone Man]

Interesting side dynamic. I think Tebow has a one game audition for the Heisman. I think there are a lot of voters who want to give it to him for his career achievements and basically being a really good guy (albeit over exposed). A superhuman effort against Alabama whilst McCoy and company blow out Nebraska, and I think it is his.

 

[mike_s]

Interesting side dynamic. I think Tebow has a one game audition for the Heisman. I think there are a lot of voters who want to give it to him for his career achievements and basically being a really good guy (albeit over exposed). A superhuman effort against Alabama whilst McCoy and company blow out Nebraska, and I think it is his.

Tebow might be "managing the game" better than he did in past years....

but his physical performance this year in my opinion isn't as impressive as in the past.
I don't think he's ranked at the top to win it in that category this year.

I agree with you that he's over exposed with the media.

 

[Scott L]

As mmwal indicated I am extremely surprised this thread is not more active. I guess diving does not get it's share of red-blooded Americans...

 

[Scott L]

Hey snep, what is your favorite sport, synchronized swimming?

 

[mike_s]

The SEC Championship Drinking Game


The SEC College Football Season comes to a climax this weekend in the
Florida Vs. Alabama championship game in Atlanta. The son of Chuck Norris,
Tim Tebow, will face an Alabama team aching for revenge after last year's
SEC championship loss to the same unholy lord of college football. Face
it folks, even though Tebow spends his free time preaching to the
incarcerated, curing cancer (we assume), trimming the foreskin of the
impoverished, and keeping the planets properly aligned by toting the
earth around the sun to keep it in its proper orbit; on the field he's
not nearly so generous. On the field he dominates. Just ask him. He'll
tell you over and over again.

In honor of Tebow's sheer awesomeness (gag), I give you the Tebow SEC
Championship Drinking Game!

1. Drink every time Tebow is called "a warrior." Bonus chug if any of your friends sing the first two lines of Scandal's opus "I am a warrior"and change the lyrics to "Tebow is..." Dance, Tebow, you magnificent douche bag.

2. Drink every time Tebow's called "a leader," then salute.

3. Drink every time Tebow's called a "special athlete," then yell "Tiiiimmmmmmmmay!"

4. Finish your drink if the announcers suggest Tebow should win the Heisman again this year.

5. Drink every time Tebow points to the sky. Then realize the only reason the sky hasn't fallen is the strength of his pointing.

6. Drink every time Tebow references God. Or himself. Tom-A-to.Tom-ah-to.

7. Drink every time he's shown on the sidelines flapping his arms like a bird (or an idiot) to pump up the crowd.

8. If (when) Tebow actually takes flight, finish your drink and do a shot.

9. Drink every time Tebow's on camera for no reason when the Florida defense is on the field.

10. Drink every time Tebow is seen screaming with his helmet off.

11. Drink every time they show a "I Heart Tebow" sign in the stands.

12. Drink every time you see a Florida fan in Jorts. (Small sips on this one. Otherwise it could kill you).

13. Shot every time they mention his experience as missionary.

14. If they mention him performing circumcisions in the Philippines while he was a missionary - Chug your beer, do a shot of Patron.

BONUS: When Alabama wins and Tebow gives a tearful speech in the post-game press conference, give the television the bird, turn up your bottle of Jim Beam, and don't stop drinking OR flipping off the TV till Tebow runs out of tears.

(This may take several bottles of Jim) Then throw the empty bottle(s)
through the television and quote the good book by saying "the Terrence
Cody falls upon the just and the unjust alike!" Club a baby seal and
start prepping for Texas.

(Disclaimer: Playing the Tebow drinking game may well result in death. If you decide to play, just pray Tebow is nearby. Only he can save you. Him or a local hospital with a stomach pump.)

 

[The Chairman]

Someone's a bit jealous and nervous. I don't blame you for that. It's going to be hard losing two years in a row.

I promise it will get easier when we make it a threepeat next year!

 

[mike_s]

Someone's a bit jealous and nervous. I don't blame you for that. It's going to be hard losing two years in a row.

no jealousy here.... remember I'm not an Alabama fan.

I promise it will get easier when we make it a threepeat next year!

ahhh....but Saint Tebow will be gone next year.... so I doubt a threepeat will even be close.