What is clear is that you missed class the day they taught that it's better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. "Dive Master Candidate," huh? And people wonder why I get grouchy when random DMs try to "make sure the valve's on" just before I splash.
It's how I learn. Forgive me. Or is it that everyone on scubaboard.com was born with an innate knowldge of scuba diving and excellent at expressing themselves. But I digress...