Denise's very own NONSENSE THREAD

[mike_s]

Oh my gosh! That head phone looks like it is haunted and is twisting that cat's neck!!!!

he was just groovin' and dancin' with da music

 

[denisegg]

Oh my gosh! That head phone looks like it is haunted and is twisting that cat's neck!!!!

I can't keep looking at it. It's making me dizzy..

 

[denisegg]

You'll see next time I accept your invitation to brunch.

 

[RoyN]

For some reason, those eggs picture makes me sad or laughing, can't seem to get over it.

 

[LIVES4SHARKS]

For some reason, those eggs picture makes me sad or laughing, can't seem to get over it.

That just sums of the content on this thread!


Carolyn:shark2:

 

[Parysa]

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.

Please select from the following options menu:

* If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

* If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

* If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

* If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the
line so we can trace your call.

* If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the
Mother Ship.

* If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell
you which number to press.

* If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press:
nothing will make you happy anyway.

* If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

* If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the
beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

* If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term
memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

* If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy
to talk with you.

* If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie
down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

* If you are blonde, don't press any buttons; you'll just mess it up.

 

[pennypue]

* If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie
down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

Oh, thank you....finally, some sound advice!!!

 

[denisegg]

That just sums of the content on this thread!


Carolyn:shark2:

Who told you I was bipolar? No really...who told you?

 

[LIVES4SHARKS]

Well crazy people can identify other crazy people!

Carolyn:shark2:

 

[denisegg]

Oh, thank you....finally, some sound advice!!!

How are you doing doll? I have been thinking about you.