Lynne, I disagree that you give up your cupcake!
GUE needs some nudging to look at sidemount and to figure out how to apply their system to sidemount diving. They are more than a little behind the times on that.
People like you and me are discovering the health benefits of not hauling a 100 pounds of doubles around. Not only are people developing back and leg issues, but the Army is producing a great many individuals with back and leg issues due to the current conflicts.
How about you and Peter carry the water back to the Borg and get them to start thinking of how to assimilate sidemount.