jimdiverman
Contributor
go figure... this was in the morning news...
Lawrence sheriff: Man stabs friend for buying wrong brand of beer
MOULTON A Hillsboro man was in good condition at Huntsville Hospital on Thursday after his friend stabbed him for buying the wrong brand of beer, Sheriff Gene Mitchell said.
One put the money up and said which kind to go get, and he came back with the wrong kind, Mitchell said.
The Lawrence County Sheriffs Department charged Grady Skip Wilburn Dollar, 64, of 221 Lawrence County 367 with first-degree assault for allegedly stabbing Mickey Joe Hill, 37, of Hillsboro.
Dollar is out of jail on $5,000 bail.
Mitchell said deputies found Hill at Lawrence Medical Center early Thursday morning. The stabbing occurred at Dollars home, Mitchell said.
Kind of a new twist on the "You fly, I'll buy" motif...
You fly (and get it right), or I'll kick your ass.