Corrupt-a-Wish

[Fish_Whisperer]

=ScubaMike05I wish I could do a backflip.

You can, but you get stuck in that position and have to walk like a crab for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a big dish of ice cream!

 

[ScubaMike05]

You can, but you get stuck in that position and have to walk like a crab for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a big dish of ice cream!

Sweet! I can be like a crab! ha ha.

Done man, but the ice cream freezes your lips shut.

I wish I had a million kagillion dollars.

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

Sweet! I can be like a crab! ha ha.

Done man, but the ice cream freezes your lips shut.

:lol:

I wish I had a million kagillion dollars.

But it's in some Nigerian widow's deceased husband's account and she needs your help!

 

[ScubaMike05]

:lol: nice one. What's your wish?

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

I wish I had a dive buddy.

 

[H2Andy]

I wish I had a dive buddy.

ok, but it's Michael Jackson


i wish i were Michael Jackson

 

[ScubaMike05]

i wish i were Michael Jackson

You got it. In a concert in London, you moonwalk off the stage and fall on an old lady. After the ensuing suit, you're left penniless and begging on the streets of Cleveland.

I wish I had Bill Gate's money

 

[Supernal]

Done. You also have his personality and fashion sense.

I wish it would only rain in the countryside and not in cities.

 

[ScubaMike05]

Wish granted. Crops are flooded out and we all starve.

I wish I would stop chewing my nails.

 

[Supernal]

Done. Now you chew your dog's nails.

I wish every dive had perfect visibility.