devolution365
Contributor
I'm a grinch when it comes to xmas. I love the song "The Night Santa Went Crazy" by Weird Al. Lyrics.
...that or "Ding Fries Are Done", but that one gets stuck in your head and then you start laughing at inopportune times and people look at you funny.
...From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye,
"Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"
...that or "Ding Fries Are Done", but that one gets stuck in your head and then you start laughing at inopportune times and people look at you funny.