You might be a scuba addict if...

[Firecracker]

...when your family members refuse to buy you dive related christmas presents because "you wouldn't buy your crack addict child a couple grams of coke for christmas now would you?"

Holy cow! I heard that THIS week!!! LOL

 

[rawls]

• The sound of compressed air hissing gets your attention, no matter where you are.
  
  
• The clanking of metal on metal is music to your ears.
  
  
• You will use ANY cheese excuse to head over the LDS.
  
  
• You will spend countless minutes browsing for accessories and other crap you don't really need.
  
  
• You agree there's no such thing as too much gear.
  
  
• You will iluminate the bedroom with your dive light.
  
  
• You've been busted putting your mask on in the shower.
  
  
• The smell of neoprene turns you on.
  
  
• The gear goes in the climate controlled closet. The clothes go to the attic.
  
  
• You've mastered the art of turning the shower into a rinsing station
  
  
• You know that Guanaja is not in Mexico.
  
  
• Your portable electronics are either water resistant, or in a water proof case.
  
  
• You get anxy for the next episode of "Deep Sea Detectives" and are buying the entire collection.
  
  
• You've read "Shadow Divers" at least 3 times.
  
  
• You agree that "Shark Week" sucks.
  
  
• When you get sick, the first question you ask your doctor is "When will I be able to go back to diving"
  
  
• Any medical procedure that you need done is preceeded by "How's this going to interfere with my diving?"
  
  
• Any body of water makes you ponder "I wonder what the visibility is down there, maybe I would need a light".
  
  
• You spent countless hour in this board

Ask my beloved wife, she can corrobarate any of the points

Ha Ha...I do the shower rinse, but you forgot the tub soak

 

[DementialFaith]

Not everyone needs an excuse to head over to the LDS. And I no longer read any novels more than once.