You know you're addicted to scuba diving when:

[TMHeimer]

When, to substitute for your winter Florida months, you don your 7 mil and do one 20-20 dive in 33F Atlantic waters every 2 weeks because you don't want to go 6 months topside, and refer to that as "Diving".

 

[Rynomar]

When you shave more on vacation than when you are working.

 

[vanessar]

When if the house is on fire:

1. You save your family and pets
2. THEN -- you save your dive gear

My signature says it all....................

vanessar

 

[DaleC]

When if the house is on fire:

1. You save your family and pets
2. THEN -- you save your dive gear

but not neccisarily in that order

 

[Jayde323]

You consider buying a $10 "relaxing white noise" iPhone app because it had a "scuba breathing" sound.

 

[Gen San Chris]

When you wake up in the morning and your wife gets a bit frisky, you jump out of bed to go diving instead!
Thats Addicted to diving! (or Stupid)

 

[Eric Sedletzky]

You put your best clothes next to your wetsuit in your closet so they will pick up that "fresh new neoprene smell".

Instead of going to a function in a tuxedo, you consider going in your wetsuit and adding a bowtie to it.

 

[SkipperJohn]

You put your best clothes next to your wetsuit in your closet so they will pick up that "fresh new neoprene smell".

Instead of going to a function in a tuxedo, you consider going in your wetsuit and adding a bowtie to it.

worse, in your mind you KNOW you will look better in your wetsuit then anyone else in their monkey suits.

 

[Zieg]

When you go to ask that special someone to marry you and instead of giving her a ring, you give her a bornze miniture of a Mark V, then your wedding present to her is a Mark V dive knife so she can cut the cake, and she LOVES you for it.

 

[Phrenzy]

You worry that your office elevator is ascending too quickly

Your dive log is available on Amazon.com.

You worry that your office elevator is ascending too quickly.

You missed 2.

1. You click on a post called: "You know you're addicted to scuba diving when:"

2. You see a repeat in a list and your first thought is that you are narced.