LembehR&Critters
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You are a Dive Geek When Part I
#URADiveGeekWhen: (Oops sorry! Thats you know you are a #Hashtag Geek When)
You get really worried when you cant equalize your ears on demand.
Youre pleased when your sinus clear and you can blow your nose (usually in your hand).
You are WoWed by fish counts.
Youre relieved when you make it through a dive without going pee in your suit.
Youre alright going pee in your suit, if fact youre glad, it warms you up.
You pat yourself on the back when you ask for weights and get your buoyancy perfect the first time.
You feel like youve been given a treat when your tank has 3100psi/213bar.
You get super excited when you reach 100 dives (vs. 100 rounds of golf (do people count that?)).
You color coordinate your dive gear.
You say no more tears as you squirt baby shampoo into your mask.
You just snort, sniff or snork up spit and spit in your mask and say natures best.
You prefer to use all your luggage weight allowance for dive gear and underwater photo equipment and dont pack clothes after all, you can always buy a t-shirt at the dive shop!
Your collection of souvenir dive t-shirts needs to be housed in a walk-in closet.
When you cant get your diving fix you put on your equipment and get in the pool.
The staff at your favorite dive shop is ecstatic to see you and know you better than most of your family.
Raise your hand if You are a Dive Geek!
Stay tuned for Part II!
Written by ~ Lembeh Resort employees, Kristine Hobson in collaboration with Lauren Siba
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#URADiveGeekWhen: (Oops sorry! Thats you know you are a #Hashtag Geek When)
You get really worried when you cant equalize your ears on demand.
Youre pleased when your sinus clear and you can blow your nose (usually in your hand).
You are WoWed by fish counts.
Youre relieved when you make it through a dive without going pee in your suit.
Youre alright going pee in your suit, if fact youre glad, it warms you up.
You pat yourself on the back when you ask for weights and get your buoyancy perfect the first time.
You feel like youve been given a treat when your tank has 3100psi/213bar.
You get super excited when you reach 100 dives (vs. 100 rounds of golf (do people count that?)).
You color coordinate your dive gear.
You say no more tears as you squirt baby shampoo into your mask.
You just snort, sniff or snork up spit and spit in your mask and say natures best.
You prefer to use all your luggage weight allowance for dive gear and underwater photo equipment and dont pack clothes after all, you can always buy a t-shirt at the dive shop!
Your collection of souvenir dive t-shirts needs to be housed in a walk-in closet.
When you cant get your diving fix you put on your equipment and get in the pool.
The staff at your favorite dive shop is ecstatic to see you and know you better than most of your family.
Raise your hand if You are a Dive Geek!
Stay tuned for Part II!
Written by ~ Lembeh Resort employees, Kristine Hobson in collaboration with Lauren Siba
For more fun, photos and articles follow us on Facebook