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H2Andy

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A termite walks into a bar, bangs his fist on the bar and demands to know "Where's the bar tender?"

i don't get it?!!??
 

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Ha! Get it - where is the bar tender (as the termite looks for a place to eat).

man, totally missed it
 

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An anagramist walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the clean fog?"
 

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A man walks into a bar with a little dog under his arm. Bartender says, hey you can't bring a dog in here.

Man: This is no regular dog, he can talk.

Bartender: BS.

Man: Go on, ask him anything.

Bartender: What's on the outside of a tree.

Dog: Bark!

Bartender: What's sandpaper feel like?

Dog: Rough!!

Bartender: C'mon...this is BS

Man: No, ask him another, anything!

Bartender: Who's the greatest composer of the 20th century?

Dog: Orff!!

Bartender: That's it! Get the F outta here!

The man leaves with the dog, looking dejected. Dog looks back and asks the bartender, What? You think it's Hindemith??
 

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A skeleton walks into a bar.

Bartender asks, "What will you have?"

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop"

(now we're just canibalizing ourselves)
 

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Thomas Edison walks into a bar. The barman says I'll serve you but just don't get any ideas....
 
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