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i don't get it?!!??
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i don't get it?!!??
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H2Andy
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An anagramist walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the clean fog?"
A man walks into a bar. Says, "Ouch!"
wrybosome
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A man walks into a bar with a little dog under his arm. Bartender says, hey you can't bring a dog in here.
Man: This is no regular dog, he can talk.
Bartender: BS.
Man: Go on, ask him anything.
Bartender: What's on the outside of a tree.
Dog: Bark!
Bartender: What's sandpaper feel like?
Dog: Rough!!
Bartender: C'mon...this is BS
Man: No, ask him another, anything!
Bartender: Who's the greatest composer of the 20th century?
Dog: Orff!!
Bartender: That's it! Get the F outta here!
The man leaves with the dog, looking dejected. Dog looks back and asks the bartender, What? You think it's Hindemith??
Man: This is no regular dog, he can talk.
Bartender: BS.
Man: Go on, ask him anything.
Bartender: What's on the outside of a tree.
Dog: Bark!
Bartender: What's sandpaper feel like?
Dog: Rough!!
Bartender: C'mon...this is BS
Man: No, ask him another, anything!
Bartender: Who's the greatest composer of the 20th century?
Dog: Orff!!
Bartender: That's it! Get the F outta here!
The man leaves with the dog, looking dejected. Dog looks back and asks the bartender, What? You think it's Hindemith??
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Three mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second one orders half a beer. The third one orders a fourth of a beer. The bartender says, "ok, but you guys better know your limits."
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H2Andy
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A skeleton walks into a bar.
Bartender asks, "What will you have?"
The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop"
(now we're just canibalizing ourselves)
Bartender asks, "What will you have?"
The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop"
(now we're just canibalizing ourselves)
wrybosome
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A dyslexic walks into a bra.
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Thomas Edison walks into a bar. The barman says I'll serve you but just don't get any ideas....
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