Windows

[kavka]

A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman:

I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen".

The surprised salesman replies:
"But, madam, computers do not have curtains"!!!....

And the blonde said:
"Helloooo.... I've got Windows"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[caveseeker7]

This completely clears up the whole different-versions-of-Windows thing for me. There are three families out there right now:
Windows CE for handheld and embedded devices, Windows ME for the home user, and Windows NT for the business/"power" user.
Now, let's consider all of these together -- what do you get if you smash the three acronyms into one?
Windows CEMENT!