Wife Pruning Tree with my New Wetsuit Gloves

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DiveTyme

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I came home yesterday to find my wife pruning a tree with my new 5mm gloves. What's a husband to do?
 
Ha,ha,ha....that's funny! well, it isn't for you..but, it's funny. what did you say and do? and what did she say? that must of been a site.
 
Get her some $5 gardening gloves, and gently explain that you did so so that she wouldn't accidentally ruin and cause you to need to replace your expensive dive gear. Probably best if you don't make a big deal of it.
 
Well that's what you get for using her good sewing scissors to cut out that pattern from poster board.

Justice, my good man, justice . . .
 
Buy two more pair. You keep one and give her the other pair as a spare. Don't mess up a good thing or you'll be cutting grass in stead of diving.
 
Just be glad she wasn't using your mask for safety goggles and your safety shears to do the pruning! :eyebrow:
 
If I caught my husband doing something like that, I'd put NASCAR stickers on his new Jeep. :05:
 
DiveTyme:
I came home yesterday to find my wife pruning a tree with my new 5mm gloves. What's a husband to do?
It could be worse - she could be having you do the pruning
 
DiveTyme:
I came home yesterday to find my wife pruning a tree with my new 5mm gloves. What's a husband to do?

Buy her a wetsuit to match.......you can't garden well unless you have a nicely coordinated outfit. :D

(If I caught my husband doing that I'd be using his expensive putter as a hoe, and his driver as a weed wacker. :11: )

Then I'd trollop off to the store to buy something really expensive.
 

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