who would win if?

[Lil' Irish Temper]

Danica, she would pull a rookie maneuver and spin her car and take out Garlits.

Danica or Tony Stewart?

Tony Steward because he would get mad, and throw his helmet at her.

Tony Steward or The guy who drives the Zamboni at hockey games?

 

[H2Andy]

Tony Steward or The guy who drives the Zamboni at hockey games?

zamboni guy... cause you just have to say "zamboni"

zamboni


who would win

an Oscar Meyer weiner or a quarter pounder (no cheese)?

 

[jonnythan]

An Oscar Meyer, because a quarter pounder ain't nothin' without the cheese.

So, an Oscar Meyer weiner or the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile?

 

[MissyP]

So, an Oscar Meyer weiner or the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile?

Well, the weinermobile would squash the weiner... weiner doesn't stand a chance.

Ok, how bout the Weinermobile vs Bigfoot (the truck, not the beast)?

 

[jetfixer]

weinermobile would rear end Bigfoot. OUCH!

weinermobile or popemobile?

 

[H2Andy]

weinermobile or popemobile?

popemobile, because it's bulletproof


ok... popemobile or Star Destroyer?

 

[dlndavid]

popemobile, there are many spys in the federation to bring it (Star Destroyer) down man.

The popemobile or the munster mobile?

 

[jetfixer]

munster mobile. did you see herman's groovy leathers?

munster mobile or greased lightning?

 

[Lil' Irish Temper]

Grease Lightning because it has it's own song

Why this car is automatic
It's systematic
It's hydromatic
Why it's grease lightning (Grease lightning)

We'll get some overhead lifters and some four barrel quads
oh yeah
(Keep talking whoa keep talking)
A fuel injection cutoff and chrome plated rods oh yeah
(I'll get the money I'll kill to get the money)
With a four speed on the floor they'll be waiting at the door
You know that ain't no **** we'll be getting lots of ***
In Grease Lightning
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go

Go grease lightning you're burning up the quarter mile
(Grease lightning go grease lightning)
Go grease lightning you're coasting through the heat lap trial
You are supreme the chicks'll cream for grease lightning
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go

Purple french tail lights and thirty inch fins
oh yeah
A Palomino dashboard and duel muffler twins
oh yeah
With new pistons, plugs, and shocks I can get off my rocks
You know that I ain't bragging she's a real **** wagon
Grease lightning

Go grease lightning you're burning up the quarter mile
(Grease lightning go grease lightning)
Go grease lighting you're coasting through the heat lap trial
You are supreme the chicks'll cream for grease lightning
Go grease lightning you're burning up the quarter mile
(Grease lightning go grease lightning)
Go grease lighting you're coasting through the hit lap trial
You are supreme the chicks'll cream for grease lightning
Lightning, lightning, lightning
Lightning, lightning, lightning
Lightning

Grease lightning or Steven King's 57' Chevy "Christine"

 

[jonnythan]

"Christine" because I think being "systematic" sounds like the mechanical equivalent of being "certifiable."

"Christine" or an Autolite?