Mike,
Erm...I was young, carefree and reckless...no, that's wrong, actually I wasn't there at all...in fact, that's right, I was miles away...ummmm never heard of them...who?...doesn't ring a bell...I was in another country at the time...yes, that's right, I have witnesses...it wasn't me, and even if it was you can't prove a thing...you have photographs?...OK, how much?
@Ish - trust me, you don't want to ask for a PM about this, it's all rather distasteful.
Come on, the past is a different country, they do things differently there.