SueMermaid
Guest
Been on TV a few times.
Nothing horribly embarrassing, except one live news spot where I was supposed to teach a guy how to milk a cow. (it was Jerry from Ben and Jerry's, they thought it would be quaint. Or. Something.)
The cow was large and hungry. She wasn't standing still for no-body, no-how. She fidgeted and danced and mooed and pooped for the whole 2 minute spot. 2 minutes is a really long time. She was a moving target. We were under her 1400 lb bulk, messing with her udder. It was a miracle nobody got
a) hurt
b) pooped on.
The news guy said it worked out well. I don't think we ever got any actual milk from the cow.
Nothing horribly embarrassing, except one live news spot where I was supposed to teach a guy how to milk a cow. (it was Jerry from Ben and Jerry's, they thought it would be quaint. Or. Something.)
The cow was large and hungry. She wasn't standing still for no-body, no-how. She fidgeted and danced and mooed and pooped for the whole 2 minute spot. 2 minutes is a really long time. She was a moving target. We were under her 1400 lb bulk, messing with her udder. It was a miracle nobody got
a) hurt
b) pooped on.
The news guy said it worked out well. I don't think we ever got any actual milk from the cow.
