Timeliner
Contributor
Any good Solo Dive Book should have a index in the back of great spots to eat and drink beer afterwards. There should be a slot for Real and Fake business cards with a couple of blank lined pages for notes and the occational phone number and Email addys.
I think a chapter or at least a mention in the book should be given to...
Writing up a Last Will.
Mine goes sort of like this....
This here is my last Will.
* There are some crackers in the pantry that are stale and need
to be thrown out.
* The Bacon is still good I had some this morning.
* Check the born on date of any beer I may have left...
( I think we are out)
* Any clothes should be given to Goodwill unless they were from
Goodwill then give them to The Salvation Army.
* Tell that guy who cuts the grass that he's fired.
In fact... fire everybody ! I refuse to pay them anymore!
* Don't throw away my Voter Registration Card it's still good.
* This is Priority #1. As you can tell, My regulators are in dire
need of service. Instead... send them to Ted Kennedy.
I hear he has a thing for water. Maybe he'll use them.
* Somebody please look after the monument to fellow
ScubaBoard Member Soggy that we place at 170 feet
in Lake Broken Bow,Oklahoma. The Zebra Mussels just love to
chew that danged thing.
* Yea, that's about it.
Lawyers charge by the word so I made them all count.
Be sure to get a couple of witnesses or it won't be valid.
I think a chapter or at least a mention in the book should be given to...
Writing up a Last Will.
Mine goes sort of like this....
This here is my last Will.
* There are some crackers in the pantry that are stale and need
to be thrown out.
* The Bacon is still good I had some this morning.
* Check the born on date of any beer I may have left...
( I think we are out)
* Any clothes should be given to Goodwill unless they were from
Goodwill then give them to The Salvation Army.
* Tell that guy who cuts the grass that he's fired.
In fact... fire everybody ! I refuse to pay them anymore!
* Don't throw away my Voter Registration Card it's still good.
* This is Priority #1. As you can tell, My regulators are in dire
need of service. Instead... send them to Ted Kennedy.
I hear he has a thing for water. Maybe he'll use them.
* Somebody please look after the monument to fellow
ScubaBoard Member Soggy that we place at 170 feet
in Lake Broken Bow,Oklahoma. The Zebra Mussels just love to
chew that danged thing.
* Yea, that's about it.
Lawyers charge by the word so I made them all count.
Be sure to get a couple of witnesses or it won't be valid.