What is scuba diving's orange shovel?

[MXGratefulDiver]

I was thinking of getting pink tank wraps to dress up my tank.... And a pink tank banger too!!

Wonder if the tank wrap will muffle my pink tank banger??

I'm thinking of getting some pink hose wraps for my trip to SoCal in June ...

... Bob (Grateful Diver)

 

[ekewaka]

Jacket style BC.

 

[Walter]

Jacket style BC.

I agree. Damned sleeves always get in the way.

 

[BigBoB]

i've been using a slap strap for years and I am bald. one of the few great scuba inventions since 1985.

 

[Mo2vation]

I agree. Damned sleeves always get in the way.

Now a vest style BC... that's a whole other animal...

Genuis.

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Ken

 

[namabiru]

All of this is true. You guys are killing me.

Neoprene Slap Strap with the Dive shop name on it (or even better, some resort name in Coz where said Orange Shoveler got their resort cert!)

Oh come now, I really really like my slap strap.

Yeah, it's the shop where I got certified. But it was inexpensive, I needed it at the time, and it always makes me smile when I see it--I remember the fun I had with the shop people, charming them with my evil ways and drinking beer after diving :blinking:

Oh, and I guess my orange shovel is that it matches my mask color...

 

[Mo2vation]

I'm thinking of getting some pink hose wraps for my trip to SoCal in June ...

... Bob (Grateful Diver)

Dude

Get the pink hose wraps and you're just a loser.

Get the pink hose wraps WITH the matching pink hose protecters and you're Mack Daddy rollin' VIP

Get the pink hose wraps WITH the matching pink hose protecters WITH the matching AL80 pink plastic tank protector, and you're divin' pimp mofo number one.

Toss in the pink tank boot and you will be one Pepto divin', night drivin', tummy thrivin' color strivin' local.

And we'll all laugh at you and you'll... well, you know the rest.

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Ken

 

[namabiru]

I'm thinking of getting some pink hose wraps for my trip to SoCal in June ...

... Bob (Grateful Diver)

I think you should. Those SoCal people are DIR, and DIR means pink hose wraps for sure. The tank banger in pink is a nice accentuated touch. Do you have pink fins as well?

I'm just having a light-hearted go--the SoCal divers are really awesome people!

 

[Hemlon]

I my Slap Strap!

 

[namabiru]

Dude

Get the pink hose wraps and you're just a loser.

Get the pink hose wraps WITH the matching pink hose protecters and you're Mack Daddy rollin' VIP

Get the pink hose wraps WITH the matching pink hose protecters WITH the matching AL80 pink plastic tank protector, and you're divin' pimp mofo number one.

Toss in the pink tank boot and you will be one Pepto divin', night drivin', tummy thrivin' color strivin' local.

And we'll all laugh at you and you'll... well, you know the rest.

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Ken

I'm a Barbie gir--rr--l, in a Barbie wor--rr--ld

You can comb my hair, and take me everywhere

Come on Barbie, let's go party, ah ah ah yeah!

That was the first thing I thought of.

Do they make Scuba Diver Barbie?

They make the Librarian action figure, you know. Shushing action and all. I've got the deluxe edition myself.