Scuba Jim
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Scuba Jim, how is your German anyway? Oh thats right, your still speaking proper English thanks to a little assist you got beating the Austrian Corporal. Seems you needed mucho help then, which you got from the country that didn't care about you. I'm glad some in your country have not forgotten that.
I believe it is called irony. It's a little like humour, but with bits of iron in it.
And i'm not sure i understand your analogy of Queen = British and plastic Jackson = American. Uh, he is not typical of Americans, is he? Gawd knows what is going through his mind. All i know is we hide our kids when he comes around.
Course he's typical of Americans...! Look at all that plastic surgery!!!
Agree with you that as time goes on he is looking more & more like Diana but there is another conspiracy theory out there on him. Mike & his sister Janet are the same person. Think about it. Have you ever seen them both in public togeather at the same time? Creepy!
I've never seen either of them in public. I've seen them on TV. But he's always got a scarf over his face (is this because he is worried about pollution, just had some more surgery, or concerned he might scare us all?), so you could be right. It may in fact not be him, just a skinny eunuch with a skin condition pretending to be Michael Jackson, while he puts on a tutu and minces around as Janet. Perhaps that is why he's always fondling his groin while in concert. Just to remind himself of whether he's a man, a woman or something in between.