Hank49
Contributor
maggs_the:
Sorry but I don't have a scanner.
whale farts!
- Thread starter Mako Mark
- Start date
Please register or login
Welcome to ScubaBoard, the world's largest scuba diving community. Registration is not required to read the forums, but we encourage you to join. Joining has its benefits and enables you to participate in the discussions.
Benefits of registering include
- Ability to post and comment on topics and discussions.
- A Free photo gallery to share your dive photos with the world.
- You can make this box go away
Sorry but I don't have a scanner.
:dropmouth
BluOrchid2
Guest
OMG, this thread is hilariously DISGUSTING!!!!!
Semper Dive
Guest
Off San Diego: Whale?
I was crossing the 9 mile bank a couple years ago and a whale came up in front of me. I did not see it till we were pretty close to it. Anyway, I was down wind when she/he spouted off. It was a day with a light breeze. The stench hung in the breeze and it smelled like dead bait left in a bilge. It was gross. Of course we slowed to bare steerage, altered course and gave way. It was horrible. At first I thought it was my new girlfriend. I said to myself, great the mystery is over. How could she fart on our third date? She knows how important the third date can be. I mean, like I was almost sure it was the whale but dam, I could not take a chance.
I did not call her again. You know you just can't chance something like that. She was quiet for an extended time, and like looked off in the distance. Possibly evidence of guilt. She did not give me the eye so it was her or the whale. She is still single and not married. She has been on Yahoo personals for three years. She is under Still Looking but she might be really still farting.
Almost as bad as the time I had cheap greasy coffee and a Machaco Burrito for breakfast and farted continuously in my dry suit. I almost fainted on the deck when the dive was over. My dog wanted to abandon ship, my friends went to the bow, I gagged so hard I got a nose bleed and fell down. I felt panic when I got entangled in the suit and was thrashing on the deck trying to get out of it. Nobody would help. I yelled for my dive buddy, he ran said "dives over bro".
I put my pony bottle reg in my mouth and that settled me down. I tossed the suit in the anchor locker and after three weeks I sold that suit to a guy I really did not like. I told him it was Argon gas and he would get use to it in a few dives. His wife left him and he has since become a free diver. I asked him about that dry suit and he said he has got use to the cold water. His ex-wife found a new boyfriend who dives and since he left it in the garage we suspect he has it now.
I was crossing the 9 mile bank a couple years ago and a whale came up in front of me. I did not see it till we were pretty close to it. Anyway, I was down wind when she/he spouted off. It was a day with a light breeze. The stench hung in the breeze and it smelled like dead bait left in a bilge. It was gross. Of course we slowed to bare steerage, altered course and gave way. It was horrible. At first I thought it was my new girlfriend. I said to myself, great the mystery is over. How could she fart on our third date? She knows how important the third date can be. I mean, like I was almost sure it was the whale but dam, I could not take a chance.
I did not call her again. You know you just can't chance something like that. She was quiet for an extended time, and like looked off in the distance. Possibly evidence of guilt. She did not give me the eye so it was her or the whale. She is still single and not married. She has been on Yahoo personals for three years. She is under Still Looking but she might be really still farting.
Almost as bad as the time I had cheap greasy coffee and a Machaco Burrito for breakfast and farted continuously in my dry suit. I almost fainted on the deck when the dive was over. My dog wanted to abandon ship, my friends went to the bow, I gagged so hard I got a nose bleed and fell down. I felt panic when I got entangled in the suit and was thrashing on the deck trying to get out of it. Nobody would help. I yelled for my dive buddy, he ran said "dives over bro".
I put my pony bottle reg in my mouth and that settled me down. I tossed the suit in the anchor locker and after three weeks I sold that suit to a guy I really did not like. I told him it was Argon gas and he would get use to it in a few dives. His wife left him and he has since become a free diver. I asked him about that dry suit and he said he has got use to the cold water. His ex-wife found a new boyfriend who dives and since he left it in the garage we suspect he has it now.
maggs_the
Contributor
Semper Dive:
how brave of you to share your intimate feelings of two traumatic events in your life.. keep hope.. and carry Gas-X always
Semper Dive!
Tanked Monkey
Contributor
Semper Dive:
OMG, I was literally laughing out loud when I read this. Too funny.
mike_s
Contributor
BluOrchid2:
You should have seen the thread where someone, I think was WarHammer?,
did more than fart underwater and posted a picture here.
It was so digusting that I laughed my butt off.....
We try not to bring that intriguing maneuvar up..
Buoyant1
Contributor
As someone who hasn't taken a drysuit course yet, wouldn't that mess with your buoyancy?
[/QUOTE]
[/QUOTE]cancun mark:
So now we finally know what the technical term for a whale's fecal plume is.
Similar threads
