There is a limit, now. That would be beyond it, wherever it is.Anyone have the singing bass? we could pull him off the plaque and use him as our mascot. Even better if we had the Christmas version.
Nah, I've got it!Or we could take a hint from this thread and all attach trolls to our snorkles/regs/bcd's/bpw's...
I just need to find some blue "troll hair" and then decorate a Spare Air bottle (original size, regulator gone). We can call him "Spare Hair, the Friendly Troll" and send him around to dive (and have photos taken) with Dork Divers wherever. I'll even provide the Spare Air cylinder and a home to track his travels (complete with photos), but someone will have to tell me where I can find appropriate blue troll hair. (I imagine I'll have to buy a nice chunk and have... sorry about this... spare hair in a box for when it wears out; just attach the next "wig".)
I *think* Sparey should easily fit in a USPS flat-rate box for the domestic trips, and I'll even create travel documents to go with him (including who he is, why he's there, and so on), just in case he's stopped at a checkpoint. In fact, I'll even do up some postcards so divers who dive with him can sign one (one per group, please... sign small) and send them back to be included in his travel log. I'll even maintain his itinerary so we know where to send him next.
So, what do you think? Is it an appropriately dorky idea? (I can start pondering how exactly to put him together, if anyone likes the concept.)