Ways To Cope With Stress
- Bill your doctor for your time spent in his waiting room.
- Do your computer programming assignments in binary code.
- Drive to work in reverse.
- During your next meeting, sneeze and then loudly suck the mucous back down your throat.
- Fill out your tax form using Roman Numerals.
- Leaf through "National Geographic" and draw underwear on the natives.
- Make up a language and ask people for directions in it.
- Pay your electric bill in pennies.
- Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
- Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him to pre-school as if nothing is wrong.
- Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail.
- Write a short story using alphabet soup.
