And, I don't typically dive near ghettos.
Hi Clark,
You'll notice the title of the thread:
Waterproof storage for keys while shore diving
NOT: Dumb places to place your keys while not diving near a ghetto
They, (the ghetto guys as you most eloquently call them), use binoculars to watch you from afar. Then they leisurely stroll over and remove the keys from your not-so-secret spot. This thread in its umpteenth iteration is here to offer sound advice to help people avoid having thieves steal their stuff while shore diving. Placing your keys under a gas cap or on top of the tire is really NOT good advice. Even when you're not diving near the ghetto.