waterpirate
Contributor
Several years ago we had the right people and IT in place and offered a wildly popular training event. The stars have lined up again and we will be offering this series again with some new twists.
The core program:
living room penetration, we will cover safely running line from the beer fridge in the kitchen to the now submerged " a$$ print " in the recliner. How to avoid common hazzards of living room penetration, such as: broken glass, floting debris, possible electrocution, and the most crucial skill, " hoe to find the remote with a blacked out mask".
New this year we will egress from the living room via the passageway to the 1/2 bath and exit the window restriction onto the patio!! At the point we are on the patio we will leave the safety of the Gold line and proceed to open water where we will commence " urban navigation skils " while trying to locate floating neihbors who do not have the advanced skills needed for our sport.
Class size is limited and spots are going fast. Cert cards will be issued upon succesfull completion of skills and standards by the world recognised training agency DUR. " doing it under roof".
Hope to see you on the red line headed for the beer fridge!
Eric
The core program:
living room penetration, we will cover safely running line from the beer fridge in the kitchen to the now submerged " a$$ print " in the recliner. How to avoid common hazzards of living room penetration, such as: broken glass, floting debris, possible electrocution, and the most crucial skill, " hoe to find the remote with a blacked out mask".
New this year we will egress from the living room via the passageway to the 1/2 bath and exit the window restriction onto the patio!! At the point we are on the patio we will leave the safety of the Gold line and proceed to open water where we will commence " urban navigation skils " while trying to locate floating neihbors who do not have the advanced skills needed for our sport.
Class size is limited and spots are going fast. Cert cards will be issued upon succesfull completion of skills and standards by the world recognised training agency DUR. " doing it under roof".
Hope to see you on the red line headed for the beer fridge!
Eric