Yeah, before it was just you that you were buying an New BC for ... You would swallow, breath deeply and slap down $350 smackers .... but feel good because you really needed to replace that 1971 BC.
Oh no, no, no .... Not now .... Noooo, Now "SHE" has to have one too - Why? Because you get one! ... You then have to explain that hers is less than a year old and yours was 30+ years old and required its own high pressure and constant flow Air Supply to stay partially inflated. That you are tired of strapping a Shopping Cart via 47 Bungy Cords to your shreded sorry excuse for what USED to look like a vest, BC, just to hold the tank on...
But she sternly tells you that She ONLY has 6 of them and None of them match her New Pink Striped Glow in the Dark pair Of "Summer Booties"!
Oh and it's not like its any hassle!!! There is still room in her travel luggage (Bag #17 - Subcase 9 - Section 14 - row 36C - Right near the Kitchen Sink - No, not that one, the other one!)
*Mario* - Dood, you're either Brave or stupid!
*Don* - I don't care for submissive women (translated - Oh yeah baby, whip me, beat me, make me write bad checks!)
*OceanSpirit* - That's not fair, you must have just bought all new gear already - while your "buddy" was out of town
*Natasha and Co* - YEAH! SO! What's your Point!!!
(btw, Natasha -and her lady friend- were the only ones at DEMA that had a rolling caravan in Tow with them at all times!) ...
hehe, Actually no, I didn't get new gear and my "buddy" isn't out of town!
(hint: look at the time stamp of this and most of my msg's - hahah)
*faint snoring sound coming from the other room*
