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Got this from my aunt....
To Be 6 Again
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife
turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her
birthday was not far off, he asked what she'd like to have for her
birthday.
I'd like to be six again, she replied, still looking in the
mirror.
On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice
big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park.
What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide,
the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything
there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park.
Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal
with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite
candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home
with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well
Dear, what was it like being six again??" Her eyes slowly opened and her
_expression suddenly changed.
"I meant my dress size, you dumb ***!"
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is going
to get it wrong.
To Be 6 Again
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife
turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her
birthday was not far off, he asked what she'd like to have for her
birthday.
I'd like to be six again, she replied, still looking in the
mirror.
On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice
big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park.
What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide,
the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything
there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park.
Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal
with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite
candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home
with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well
Dear, what was it like being six again??" Her eyes slowly opened and her
_expression suddenly changed.
"I meant my dress size, you dumb ***!"
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is going
to get it wrong.
