Three instructors on a sinking boat

[shark_tamer]

Three instructors and their students are on a boat. Everything was going well until the boat starts to sink.

The NAUI instructor says to his students: " OK. We're in the middle of the ocean, so we will pratice deep diving."

The CMAS instructor says : " OK. We will have an orientation dive, so take out your compass."

The PADI instructor says : " OK, For a small extra fee, you will have a wreck dive. "

:lol:

 

[TSandM]

And the GUE instructor says, "Now it's time for the swim test . . . "

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

The non-instructor on the boat, the notorious Fish_Whisperer, is the only one thinking straight when he immediately saves the beer keg. Floatation, hydration, and a party, all in one!! W00T!

 

[dive_lover88]

The commercial diver would be going "Oh boy, a big fat bonus is coming my way this year" while giving the captain his name card.