Think I'm Bent From The Pool

[Mo2vation]

I think I got bent Monday at the YMCA pool. I have DIRF coming next month, so I went to the pool to assure myself I could easily do the 300f swim.

I thought I was going to die! Now today I am hurting in my joints and muscles. Did I get bent??

Maybe during the swim test they'll let me use THESE.

I'm really in pretty good shape. HERE's my picture.

Anyway, should I call DAN?

Or perhaps DANdy Don?

DAN Akroyd?

DANiel Boone?

DANdelion?

Maybe Steely DAN

---
Ken

 

[DrSteve]

Dude,

That's MY picture! You stole it because I look so good!

 

[scubajim]

You should have warned us about not looking at that pic if you just ate

 

[The Chairman]

Yo Kenny,

Don't be so peDANtic! When it comes to swimming, you have to be careful of DAN-drift from getting your hair wet. I guess you're DANned if you do and DANned if you don't.

 

[dlndavid]

DAN! I wish Ida thought of that.

 

[Robert Ordner]

I think I got bent Monday at the YMCA pool. I have DIRF coming next month, so I went to the pool to assure myself I could easily do the 300f swim.

I thought I was going to die! Now today I am hurting in my joints and muscles. Did I get bent??

Maybe during the swim test they'll let me use THESE.

I'm really in pretty good shape. HERE's my picture.

Anyway, should I call DAN?

Rick,
I am impressed with the photo, it looks ilke your training is finally starting to pay off, keep up the good work Chief. I am glad to see that you replaced those out of fashion turtle fins with something more colorful......

Lets contribute them to the barge art gallery in Couer d' Alene.

RTO

 

[Randy43068]

YARDS???

Oh, man........


Yeah. I found the fins at Leisure Pro and the straps at McMaster-Carr for about 85.00. Not that that'll do me any good on the swim test.

deserve to be bent after that trick with the link!

 

[caymaniac]

Whoa....when I clicked on your picture link, I noticed your tissues must have been inflated by nitrogen from being bent (possibly a case of skin bends)........you need help.........in more ways than one!
You know if you don't get to a chamber that damage to your skin tissue could be permanent. I also noticed your socks were dirty (and that's not all), you need to clean that carpet, and carefully wipe!

 

[MtnDiver]

I don't know about bent, but narced is probably a better diagnosis.

(PS: I don't think that those over-stressed tighty whities are on the DIR approved equipment list)

 

[Rick Inman]

Whoa....when I clicked on your picture link, I noticed your tissues must have been inflated by nitrogen from being bent (possibly a case of skin bends)........you need help.........in more ways than one!
You know if you don't get to a chamber that damage to your skin tissue could be permanent. I also noticed your socks were dirty (and that's not all), you need to clean that carpet, and carefully wipe!

Dude! You invested some real time studying that picture.

Scary...