There is a dangerous virus going around.

[Wristshot]

While only death, disability or large sums of money can completely cure you of this awful affliction, it has been shown that complete temporary relief can be found underwater for most people.

Of course for some select people, being underwater is considered work, but the effects are not near as devastating as they are in cube farms and such.


Wristshot

 

[pipedope]

I used to get paid for bad diving.

Now I am just poor.