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Mako Mark

Mako Mark

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It is called WORK. If you receive WORK from your colleagues, your boss, or
anyone else, via e-mail or any other means, DO NOT TOUCH IT! This virus
wipes out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with
WORK, put on your jacket, take two good friends and go straight to the
nearest pub. Order the antidote known as BEER. Take the antidote repeatedly
until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. Forward this
warning immediately to at least 5 friends. Should you realize that you do
not have 5 friends, this means that you are already infected and that WORK
already controls your life. REMEMBER, THIS VIRUS IS DEADLY!
 
Yeah...I'm sure I'm infected.
See you later guys! I need several beers to get rid of it!!!
Mania
 
Dang it! I've already been infected! Whats worse is that there is the constant worry of the infection growing the incurable RIF status as well!!
 
Deadly, huh? I second that emotion. I got layed off a couple years ago and haven't been back since. I used to get sick all the time (from stress) and haven't been sick since.

That's why my occupation reads "kept woman." I highly recommend it.
K
 
Shoot, I have been taking the antidote for ever and I still got infected!! What do I do now? Increase the dosage??
 
mark, I seem to have taken too much of the antidote and work is nowhere to be seen, can you take to much antidote? will work ever be a problem again. Am I imune now? please help!
 
I have been cured a couple of times...but never learn my lesson...
 
I guess I'm a binge worker, because I keep forgetting to take my meds (Beer). I need a private nurse to keep administering BEER, so that I can avoid getting a bad case of WORK.

Christian
 
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