Several years ago my brother-in-law flew off that stereotypical manly toy -- a motorcycle. Whereupon my wife asked me never to ride one. I told her not to worry -- the closest I would ever come to riding a motorcycle is a DPV (I did not have one back then).
Yesterday, as I was cleaning my scooter after a dive, I recalled that incident and thought "Is scooter a manly toy?" Consider...
1. It is bullet-shaped
2. It is battery-powered
3. Before every use you must put a generous layer of silicone grease on it (specifically onto something called "inner cone")
4. After using it you must wipe off the grease and thoroughly wash the whole device
5. It will only work if it is moist -- otherwise all it does is make an irritating whine
Hmm...
Yesterday, as I was cleaning my scooter after a dive, I recalled that incident and thought "Is scooter a manly toy?" Consider...
1. It is bullet-shaped
2. It is battery-powered
3. Before every use you must put a generous layer of silicone grease on it (specifically onto something called "inner cone")
4. After using it you must wipe off the grease and thoroughly wash the whole device
5. It will only work if it is moist -- otherwise all it does is make an irritating whine
Hmm...
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