The Funeral

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A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short distance back, were about 200 women walking single file.

The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"

"My husband's."

"What happened to him?"

The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."

She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"

The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her."

A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women.

"Can I borrow the dog?"

"Get in line."

Marc
 
A women was coming out of the dry cleaners when she noticed a funeral procession going by. She had never seen anything like it. There were two hearst, followed by a women walking a dog on a leash and a long single file line of women following behind her. Curiosity got the best of her and she walked up to the women with the dog and said, "I'm so sorry for your loss but this is the strangest thing I've ever seen, what happened?" The women replied, "Well you see, my dog here attacked my husband and my mother in law tried to save him but he ended up killing them both." "Oh my gosh" the first women replied..."can I borrow your dog?" "Sure," she replied pointing behind her, "get in line!"
 
Not bad Mandy although i think a fellow Floridian (from Port Richey,FL now living in Pensacola) can come up with something a wee bit Mommy friendly!! My Mumsy would change your mind!!! HA HA.......................and to Turtle Gal...What the heck is a finger lake????????
 
I'm right there with you Turtle Gal...just 5 years ago for me!!!
 
I have to admit, the dog doing it would be much easier then divorce.

Finally Marc, one of your jokes I actually like. :)
 
Natasha:
I have to admit, the dog doing it would be much easier then divorce.

Finally Marc, one of your jokes I actually like. :)

Only finally?

Let me find some more...

Marc
 

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