Talking clock

[pennypue]

A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his
friends late one night. When they made it to the bedroom, they saw a big
brass gong next to the bed.

"What's a big brass gong doing in your bedroom?" one of the guests
asked.

"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied.

"A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.

"Yup," replied the drunk.

"How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it.

"Watch," the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave it an
ear-shattering pound, and stepped back. The three stood looking at one
another for a moment.

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "You ###hole,
it's three o'clock in the morning!"

 

[simbrooks]

A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his
friends late one night. When they made it to the bedroom, they saw a big
brass gong next to the bed.

"What's a big brass gong doing in your bedroom?" one of the guests
asked.

"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied.

"A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.

"Yup," replied the drunk.

"How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it.

"Watch," the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave it an
ear-shattering pound, and stepped back. The three stood looking at one
another for a moment.

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "You ###hole,
it's three o'clock in the morning!"

At least he didnt show them the spare bathroom with all those clothes hanging up in it

 

[dlndavid]

At least he didnt show them the spare bathroom with all those clothes hanging up in it

Now this I truely don't get. :06:

 

[simbrooks]

Now this I truely don't get. :06:

I guess you have never had people drunk enough around you confuse a closet for a bathroom Its the English humour, you guys just dont get it without a tag line.

 

[dlndavid]

LOL,

Now I get it.

:classic: