i call bullsh!t - you weren't there at bts because i didn't see you!
i'm a totally nontrained very comfy swimmer - grew up on the water swimming every day, and chubby enough to float forever. i'd like to have some actual instruction someday & maybe improve my nonexistant technique.
Were you wearing a pink Cave Excursions T-shirt with "If you have to ask <l--------l> you wouldn't understand," on the back?