Stroke(s) Of The Year Awards (non-diving)

[Butch103]

Although I am not DIR.........I must also put my support behind Lawman......Stroke of the year !!!!!!!!ut: :bonk: :boom:

 

[Lawman]

to all divers, everywhere. DIR or DIW
all part of one big underwater family.

"God bless us, everyone." said Tiny Tim,
" and keep your feet off the coral."

 

[Northeastwrecks]

Unfortunately, there was no one to hear Tiny Tim because he had become separated from his buddy and gotten his octo caught in the hatch of a wreck.:egrin:

Best wishes to everyone for a Happy DIR Holiday.

 

[JDostal]

Lawman once bubbled...
Mr. Chairman....fellow delegates...honored guests...
it is with great pride that I nominate myself for the
Nobel Stroke Prize. It is with humility, nay, great
humility that I throw my 24" airhose in the ring.

When I think back on the wonderous days we've
had causing the DIR folks :upset: to turn red, livid,
and dare I say it...bug eyed...with rage and recrimination
I can only say, "well done.!"A greatful diving nation
sends it's heartfelt thanks to those that have stood
up to the DIR Beast and fought for the right to NOT
wear a boa constrictor hose. NOT to wear wings.
NOT to spend two hours planning a dive into the
deep end of the pool.

When the Honor Role of Strokes is called, I believe
I've earned a spot in that great lexicon of heros
that helped Stem the Tide of DIR.
Thank you, and good night. God Bless America.

Like others have said...hehe...this is just about the funniest thing I've read on this board =)