Sharks

[frogxman]

Two sharks discuss their culinary experience.
One says:"What is all this sensation about scuba divers? I tried one and it was so hard and had a rubber taste."
"Honey, you should have peel him first!"

 

[scubaleg]

Two other sharks are discussing their culinary experiences.

One asks the other, "Have you ever eaten a human?"

"Yes," comes the reply, "once, a clown fell overboard and I gobbled him up before they could rescue him."

"Yeah, well, did you like it?"

"Nah, he tasted funny."