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Discussion in 'Scuba Poetry' started by MargaritaMike, Nov 10, 2017.

  1. Bubblesong

    Bubblesong Marine Scientist

    # of Dives: 50 - 99
    Location: Massachusetts
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    Our Scuba-legend diver Sam 3
    Said, “I wish I could SCUBA for free
    The good stuff is pricey
    The cheap stuff is dicey
    The free stuff logged more dives than me!”
     
  2. RayfromTX

    RayfromTX Student Of Gas Mixology Staff Member ScubaBoard Sponsor

    # of Dives: 100 - 199
    Location: Hill Country of Central TX
    5,919
    5,430
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    A bubbly gal mrsmeaux
    Adiving decided to go
    She took her old man
    Along on her plan
    For a Cozumel drift with the flow
     
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  3. RayfromTX

    RayfromTX Student Of Gas Mixology Staff Member ScubaBoard Sponsor

    # of Dives: 100 - 199
    Location: Hill Country of Central TX
    5,919
    5,430
    113
    Rain Pilot was flying around
    Causing the rain to come down
    His great plan you see
    Was to fill up the sea
    So that scuba could happen in town
     
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  4. RayfromTX

    RayfromTX Student Of Gas Mixology Staff Member ScubaBoard Sponsor

    # of Dives: 100 - 199
    Location: Hill Country of Central TX
    5,919
    5,430
    113
    Netdoc decided to move
    Wanting to get back his groove
    The caves had their charm
    But so did his farm
    Now each day life seems to improve.
     
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  5. RayfromTX

    RayfromTX Student Of Gas Mixology Staff Member ScubaBoard Sponsor

    # of Dives: 100 - 199
    Location: Hill Country of Central TX
    5,919
    5,430
    113
    Northernone dives the 51st parallel
    Most here would call it an iced scuba hell
    As winter draws near
    He faces his fear
    And then bails out to dive Cozumel
     
  6. RainPilot

    RainPilot CCR Instructor Staff Member

    # of Dives: I just don't log dives
    Location: UAE
    4,007
    3,555
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    There was a man @stuartv
    who pestered the scubanati.
    After a very big fight,
    He began seeking the light,
    And now he is super friendly.
     
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  7. Sam Miller III

    Sam Miller III Scuba Legend Scuba Legend

    # of Dives: 5,000 - ∞
    Location: CALIFORNIA: Where recreational diving began!
    4,865
    3,455
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    I only know one from years passed

    " There are divers I know
    of sharks the have no fear
    For when they dive ....
    they dive into a glass of Beer..."

    SDM

    <<< thanks @Francesea funny and so true ..>>>>
     
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  8. Blueringocto_73

    Blueringocto_73 Solo Diver

    # of Dives: 25 - 49
    Location: NorCal
    3,191
    3,786
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    For Sam Miller III:

    A diver Sam Miller the third
    Is always a man of his word
    If bubbles are rising
    You know where you'll find him
    Down deep in an ocean unstirred
     
  9. Blueringocto_73

    Blueringocto_73 Solo Diver

    # of Dives: 25 - 49
    Location: NorCal
    3,191
    3,786
    113
    For Northernone:

    Northernone is well schooled in diving
    His topics on Scubaboard thriving
    Cold water is where
    He will share his air
    His octo is for surviving
     
  10. MargaritaMike

    MargaritaMike Divemaster

    # of Dives: 1,000 - 2,499
    Location: On a non-divable lake in SE Texas
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