Scuba Board Withdrawal Syndrome

[RobPNW]

The World Health Organization (WHO) just released an emergency bulletin about divers who haven't been able to read Scuba Board for multiple days. If you know anyone suffering from any of the following symptoms, you should seek professional intervention: shaking, nervousness, arguing with family and friends because they can't argue with fellow divers, repetitive mouse clicking obsession trying to load a web site that times out or general neurotic behavior. If you haven't seen your diver buddy in days, a wellness check is advised.

 

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CDC UPDATE ON SCUBABOARD WITHDRAWAL SYNDROME:

Some people suffering this painful syndrome have sought out relief on Reddit. After thorough analysis of all available research data, we cannot endorse this course of treatment and have found it leaving patients even more frustrated than before. At this point in time the only known treatment for Scubaboard Withdrawal Syndrome is scuba diving and checking board status during surface intervals.

 

[Eric Sedletzky]

Yes, scubaboard being down has caused severe stress and repetitive clicking trying in vain to bring up a page that is not bringupable. It’s the classic definition of mental insanity, trying the same thing over and over expecting a different result.
I was thinking I might actually have to out and get a life now.

 

[happy-diver]

I got off the walls and climbed a hill

 

[BoltSnap]

In the interim, I discovered that I had family; wife, kids and the whole works. Amazing.

 

[Divin'Papaw]

Yup, I have it. Being in a forced dry spell due to my broken clavicle, the syndrome was especially uncomfortable. SB is currently how I get my diving fix.

Thankfully I have a great support system in my wife, kids, and grandkids. While SB was down, we even welcomed another granddaughter into the world, so life has been good even without SB!

But glad it appears to be slowly coming back.

 

[RIHappyDiver]

Yup, I have it. Being in a forced dry spell due to my broken clavicle, the syndrome was especially uncomfortable. SB is currently how I get my diving fix.

Thankfully I have a great support system in my wife, kids, and grandkids. While SB was down, we even welcomed another granddaughter into the world, so life has been good even without SB!

But glad it appears to be slowly coming back.


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Congratulations!!

 

[ofg-1]

SB offline really was traumatic. I actually had to talk to my wife. the horror...the horror

 

[The Chairman]

I'm glad you missed us! We've outgrown our current shell and like a Hermit Crab, we've had to find a bigger one to move into. Files are currently being transferred, which will take a day or two and might affect speed for a bit. We'll try to let you know before the final switch and a few posts might be lost.

 

[Vicko]

Due to boredom I had to start reading the NEWS!!!