SB Quote of the Week!

[Cacia]

not me...

okay..me. I am not "allowed" to touch the desk.

I liked this quote: one of the most laid back, nicest guys on here

"...are you stupid, or what?"

 

[tedtim]

I think you get those when you get married

Best one I heard was when two of our friends were having a bit of a ......... discussion.

She turns to her husband and says "you see this ring?" (pointing to her wedding ring), "it is on my finger, not through my nose! Put your leash away."

Yes, they are still married.

 

[CBulla]

OK, here i go again.. some 500 posts read since the last post here..... This struck me as FUNNY! A simple answer, and I can so hear myself or one of my dive buddies saying this aloud:

Reasoning for corrugated hose length

No one suggested that you stick it up your nose, but if that's where you want it, feel free.

*note - please remember, the DIR area is a no trolling zone, so trolls and chat will be deleted from that forum. Hmmm... can I request it be kept to the quotes and not much chat here to?

 

[CBulla]

Catherine - this needed a coke warning!
I'm driving home tonight and a car with a "Pro-Life" sticker

I heard on the news that if Paris Hilton drove a Hummer for a year, she and ...Michael Moore driving a tiny hybrid, that the fuel consumption is the same. They estimated their body weights.

 

[El Orans]

I am waiting for wrist weights and neck weights to appear.

[Hijack]Neck weights are quite common in freediving. [/Hijack]

 

[rhyz]

You use Internet Exploder?

People still use that POS?