Rules For Entering Texas

[Lawman]

Got smuggling a book accross the state line.

 

[Cave Diver]

Lawman once bubbled...
Got smuggling a book accross the state line.

Ya, we dont let anyone that cant form a more coherent sentence than the one you posted above have books without supervision.

 

[ScubaTexan]

Dee once bubbled...
Many of these apply to Louisiana, too.

The following list of rules applies to each person as they enter Texas. Know them and learn them.

22) Despite what you may have heard to the contrary, barbecue, tacos, nachos, fajitas and hamburgers were ALL invented in Texas. If you dispute this, I'm afraid we will have to ask you to leave, and how painful your egress is to your posterior is entirely up to you.