Question and Answer (a game)

[wstein]

can say that I have....but the next time I am hanging out at a port-a-john mento's factory, I'll think about it

drunkest you have ever been

 

[dherbman]

don't remember, but I'm told it involves nekidness and hopping like a frog

you?

 

[wstein]

don't remember neither, but something about getting kicked out of a Spanish gentlemens club, puking on a moped, and being so wasted I could barely walk a straight line and report in to the officer of the deck on my ship. all in all, a darn fine time

sickest after a night of drinking?

 

[ohmdiver]

Some time between 1983 and 1991, it's all a blur...

Woke up one morning and my car was gone, half my mustache was shaven off, found my car later that day, about an hour or so, at a drive-in theater with my mustache hair scotched taped to the rearview mirror and my best friend's girlfriend passed out in the back seat. They broke up shortly after and she never talked to me again. Man I miss that car!

Then there was the time I passed out in the bar parking lot in the middle of the winter with the car running, I was warming up I knew I couldn't drive. About 6 am a cop knocked on the window and told me to shut the car off, and watched me walk to the nearest dinner across the parking lot. But that was a lot of years ago when as long as you were respectful and haven't killed anyone they gave you a stern talk and called a ride for you.

What is the funniest drunk story you can remeber?

 

[wstein]

when I was "volunteered" to run a 5 k in the southern Spain, the day after I discovered tequilla.......or was it the night I asked a women 15 years older then me to marry me

same ?

 

[sandshaker]

I just got this new C.D. player for my car. We were lit and I was playin’ around with it while driving. I asked my friend to keep an eye behind us for a cop. He said there is a cop behind us. I laughed, He said No really. I was like great. The cop came over to my car and asked me to get out. I said to him, “You know I am not actually DUI’ing”, He said “No,.. could have fooled me!”. I said “No, it is actually C.D.’ing. I got out of that one

How old were you when you first got drunk?

 

[parrottheaddiver]

16 years old, on Budweiser no less. Thankfully my tastes have improved with age.

What did you first get drunk on?

 

[wstein]

hmmmm, can't remember. but it was something nasty

scariest thing to happen while drunk,

 

[Yazrick]

My best friend took me to his bedroom...
The rest is all a blur and we don't talk anymore


Ever wake up with a strange woman next to you?

 

[sandshaker]

Uhh...No...

What time is it right now?..give a.m or p.m.