Question and Answer (a game)

[ohmdiver]

My sister kept a sheep.

Does your pet live indoors?

 

[Midnight Star]

Yes. She likes to lay out on the back deck in summer.

If you owned a howler monkey, would you let it watch the Discovery Channel during "Monkey Week"?

 

[heliflyer]

No, but I would let it watch "Project X ".

Can you teach a monkey to scuba dive?

 

[Midnight Star]

Maybe those Japanese "bathing" monkeys, since they appear to the only ones not afraid of it.

In the zoo, a monkey is getting ready to launch a "digested bomb", would you warn the unsuspecting crowd, or wait until "First Contact"?

 

[ohmdiver]

Wait- unless there was reason to warn, like handicap children or Jessica Simpson

If you could would you throw back?

 

[Midnight Star]

You betcha! Especially if I got nailed!!! Before I tossed, i'd squall like Cheetah the chimp! See how he likes it!!!

After hearing that, would you vote me off the island, or toss me a bananna?

 

[ohmdiver]

Here have a banana!!

If you were on an island and there was a monkey, and there was absolutly knew nobody would ever find out...would you still throw things at it?

 

[Midnight Star]

If you were on an island and there was a monkey, and there was absolutly knew nobody would ever find out...would you still throw things at it?

Oh yeah, I don't think I could resist ... especially that coconut laying over there.

If youv'e been lost on an island for over 20 years, and you chance on a monkey, would you: Think it was a mirage and ignore it, or dress it up like Ms. Tuttle and serve it tea?

 

[ohmdiver]

Tea and crumpets

Please tell me the Hat looked good?

 

[heliflyer]

It looks ok.

Jessica Simpson, would ya?