Because they were to be food for the frogs, but the frogs jumped ship.
How can you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
How can you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
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wstein
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when the invisible ink pen's ink well is empty
why is it that the bar i go to always offers free beer tomorrow?
why is it that the bar i go to always offers free beer tomorrow?
sandshaker
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Cuz they know that you are a LUSH>
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
boogers.
How can a song with lyrics like "alligator lizards in the air" become a hit?
How can a song with lyrics like "alligator lizards in the air" become a hit?
wstein
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it is a hippie song.....nuf said
how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck chucked wood all day?
how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck chucked wood all day?
wstein:
[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Univers,Zurich BT]The answer to this age old question has perplexed people for eons.
Part of the reason the question is so difficult to answer is that the amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the seasons and with the metabolisms of any individual woodchuck.
Modern internet technology has advanced to the point that we can reliably monitor the amount a woodchuck chucks in real time.
The results of this monitoring are shown below. Please note that the numbers vary due to the dispositions of the woodchucks involved.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Univers,Zurich BT]Average amount of wood a woodchuck would chuck in a given day 512[/FONT][FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Univers,Zurich BT]
butt cords of wood.
Median amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck in a given hour 198
butt cords of wood.
Record high for woodchuck wood chucking of 1315 butt cords
was attained on 6-15-1996.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Univers,Zurich BT][SIZE=-1](NOTE: the above tabulations take into account that woodchuks chuck no wood on [/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Univers,Zurich BT][SIZE=-1]February second, in observance of ground hog day.)
[/SIZE][/FONT] Who reassures the reassurrer?
wstein
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the reasuree
if sally sold sea shell down by the sea shore, how many sea shells would sally sell
if sally sold sea shell down by the sea shore, how many sea shells would sally sell
none, people would pick up sea shells for themselves and tell her to stuff hers. They are at the sea shore, after all
where are you diving this weekend?
where are you diving this weekend?
Clear Springs Scuba Park
You?
You?
wstein
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my bathtub
same?
same?
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